Pagan Pete Posted September 26, 2015 Posted September 26, 2015 Since Flying Pig Cloud is a god that many of us pray to, I say we should keep him in the clouds, in some form, as an easter egg or tribute, to this magnificent of swine! Save the magnificent Sky-Swine!
Siegfried Posted September 26, 2015 Posted September 26, 2015 Yes, save the fliege schwain wolke Got. And add fluffy kittens as a new good for we can trade with. LOL
SteelSandwich Posted September 26, 2015 Posted September 26, 2015 i think i missed the boat on something, but on a serious note, this doesn't belong in the suggestion section...
Catfish Quinn Posted September 26, 2015 Posted September 26, 2015 Sure it does, if pig cloud is in fact in danger of being removed. 1
Snoopy Posted September 26, 2015 Posted September 26, 2015 We mustn't replace the pig cloud god with false idols. 1
Pagan Pete Posted September 26, 2015 Author Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) Oh ye of little faith… HARKEN to Pig Cloud! Edited September 27, 2015 by Pagan Pete 3
Pagan Pete Posted September 28, 2015 Author Posted September 28, 2015 (edited) Let us pray... Oh glorious gaseous Porcine! Giver of Salted Pork, Ham, and the Holy bacon. He who wallows in the sky and gores thine enemies with his mighty vaporous tusks. Prithee dine on the souls of the nonbelievers for you slops. Oinkmen. Not thee well, The Holy trinity of Salted Pork, Ham and the Holy Bacon are represented by the signs HE has given us! The three pig clouds in the sky. Holy Bacon…. Mmmmm Edited September 28, 2015 by Pagan Pete
GrapeShot Posted September 28, 2015 Posted September 28, 2015 (edited) My crew, a superstitious rabble if ever there was one, doesn't consider the dreaded Pig Cloud as a God, rather they think it is a bad omen whenever they spot it.Needless to say they spend a lot of time agitated under its baleful influence. All I can do to counter its eeeeevil effect is lash them to the main mast and flog them 'till their morale improves.That damn cursed celestial porker sure has led to many a mighty surly crew, although me arm muscles are immense from the workout -- stili, I vote to keep it. Tradition shouldn't be tampered with, lest we unleash the kraken through our hubris. Edited September 29, 2015 by GrapeShot 1
Prater Posted September 28, 2015 Posted September 28, 2015 Oh ye of little faith… HARKEN to Pig Cloud! Mac in TDA is also starting to see pig clouds in the real sky and showing us pictures of them.....They truly are following us wherever we go, both in the game and the real world! He showed one and it looked exactly like the one in game pointing up and he didn't even have to tell us the reason for the picture. We were all like "no way!" 1
Pagan Pete Posted September 29, 2015 Author Posted September 29, 2015 A gift of Holy Bacon, for a true believers! ~~~~~~~
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