The meme abilities of the AI..

[Bishop120]

So I guess posting meme responses here isnt allowed.. Oh well.. I guess I'll just write them out..

 

Giving AI control over a division..

AI: Aight.. Ima head out now

 

Giving AI control over a division..

AI: Now I see him.. turn left.. now I cant .. turn right... Now I see him.. turn left... now I cant.. turn right... ad infinitem..

 

Asking for an Auto Resolve when I clearly over power the enemy..

Auto Resolve: 50 VP is the best I can do.. take it or leave it

 

A ship takes a partial pen during an engagement.. otherwise undamaged..

Dock Master: 13million for repairs..

Me: HOW MUCH!?!!? For that amount I can buy a new ship

Dock Master: When we are done she will be a new ship.

Me: I dont want a new ship.. I want this one back the way she was.. at least it will be done quickly right?

Dock Master: 3 months

 

Asking the AI to Screen/Scout for your capital ships when the enemy is on your port side..

AI: Starboard side it is boys

 

When you have been killing the AI in VP 10 to 1 and your ships vastly outclass them but they out number you slightly

Your country: Sir we are suffering from economic stagnation because they are blockading us with their power projection!