List of all the AI design fails

[Stormnet]

So, a while ago I made a slightly memed list about all the diferent ways the AI managed to fail at designing ships, both present and past, (except those I dont know). These come from the Clown Car Thread, but stories of any others that are not included are apreciated.

Since I got nothing to post about, here it is, 30 diferent types of bad AI naval design.

And btw, I lied, these are heavly memed and include quotes from the thread.

Note: Old issues that no longer exist are marked as "deprecated". Those marked with "deprecated?" are those issues that Im not sure but might no longer exist.

 

1 - Anorexia barbettes.

2 - Thicc barbettes (also known as Caps Lock + Shift).

3 - Secs are feeling lonely here.

4 - Collect all the secondary callibers in UAD!

5 - Aft Weight Offset club. With representatives from all classes.

6 - ITS HMS NELSON TIME!

7 - You get a barbette! And you get a barbette! Everybody gets a barbette!

8 - Pick 'n' mix single, double, and triple turrets. - deprecated?

9 - Mix 'n' match funnels.

10 - WE WANT PLANES, AND WE WANT THEM NOW! 

11 - Vision and field of view is for pussies.

12 - With enought funnels, you can smoke screen all the time. Idea by Malboro.

13 - Broadside frigates' club. - deprecated?

14 - Barbettes dont always need a gun on them. - deprecated

15 - Pre-dreadnoughts embody the best of naval design and should be built in modern times.

16 - Big turrets are afraid of piranha secs roaming the decks, so they hide on top of barbettes.

17 - Im not gonna be Yamato'ed or Bismark'ed if I have enought AA secs.

18 - ♫ Going up the waves! Going down the waves! Shaking left and shaking right, vomit all over the place! ♫

19 - Where armor

20 - Tug boats are underrated warships. Change my mind.

21 - I farm turrets, and ships do that so well.

22 - Underwater turrets just work. - deprecated

23 - Tall barbettes show your dominant position to the enemy.

24 - "Deja vu, I've been in this place before" top speed.
    
25 - Remember to have your turrets huddle together for warmth. 

26 

- Sir, the 3x4 17-inch guns are too heavy! We can't fit them on!
- Remove the superstructure and make the funnel as small as possible, that'll save weight.

27 - Destroyers aren't a thing. Don't need secondary batteries.

28 - Monitors rule the seas.

29 - Don't put guns on warships if the budget doesn't allow for them.    

30 - Big turrets are like big balls. Everybody looks at them and understand YOU are the alpha.

 

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Edited May 12, 2021 by Stormnet

[o Barão]

"Since I got nothing to post about" i am going to pollute the forum. Great idea. There is the option to downvote? No? Shit

[Stormnet]

1 hour ago, o Barão said:

"Since I got nothing to post about" i am going to pollute the forum. Great idea. There is the option to downvote? No? Shit

Added the downvote counter. Type downvote and I will add one.

[o Barão]

38 minutes ago, Stormnet said:

Added the downvote counter. Type downvote and I will add one.

Porreiro. +1 pela iniciativa.

[Stormnet]

Just now, o Barão said:

Porreiro. +1 pela iniciativa.

Agora mudei para 0.

[o Barão]

13 minutes ago, Stormnet said:

Agora mudei para 0.

Épa q pena. Será que se der -2 ganho alguma coisa? Se é para poluir o forum mesmo acho q não te importas com estes comentarios inuteis.

[Stormnet]

2 minutes ago, o Barão said:

Épa q pena. Será que se der -2 ganho alguma coisa? Se é para poluir o forum mesmo acho q não te importas com estes comentarios inuteis.

Não era para poluir o forum. Eu já estava para pôr esta lista à algum tempo. Como não tinha mais nada, decidi-me a colocá-la. A nossa discussão poluiu o forum muito mais. E agora todos os que responderem vai ser acerca disto e não do post original. Paciência.

[o Barão]

16 minutes ago, Stormnet said:

Não era para poluir o forum. Eu já estava para pôr esta lista à algum tempo. Como não tinha mais nada, decidi-me a colocá-la. A nossa discussão poluiu o forum muito mais. E agora todos os que responderem vai ser acerca disto e não do post original. Paciência.

Otimo. Mas põe essa listinha no lugar devido dela, lá em Clown Car Thread. Ou será que vais arrastar mais coisas lá de dentro para poluir mais o forum ainda? Será que vais obrigar todos os membros apenas ver coisinhas dali porque tu achas interessante? Sem noção.