Tournament for the worst performance in NA

[The Spud]

I would like to thank Wilson09 for organising this tournament, and for the nice prizes, Additionaly I would like to thank my bad decision making, my wonky NA skils, my gf and my mother for achieving this. They always reminded me I am a complete failure in life, at least now I can tell them it pays off... 

[Wilson09]

3rd place: the best gold upgrade (no. 3 pick); + 1 bottle; + 1 mill cash

 

As the 3rd place Vonjager did not respond (and Elric the Two is PvP2 server; I forgot to mention! BIG BG FAILURE !!!)

I grant the price money to

Tenakha Kan

qw569

 

Whoever responds first via PM or here or get me ingame gets the price.

It is annoying, but happens

(preferred) town for delivery: La Tortue
(preferred) time: Saturday evening or Sunday possible.

Cheers

W.

Edited August 27, 2016 by Wilson09

[Wilson09]

Happened I met the Tenakha Kan in game.

He was one of those "poor souls" going for the lost fleet...(event). Another bad performance of him I suppose.

 

I offered him 3rd place, he PMed me, and here we go!

3rd place to Tenakha Kan, now I can close this one...

[Wilson09]

3rd price price money was granted !

(he picked exc. MARINES !!!)

 

3. Tenakha Kan: the best gold upgrade (no. 3 pick); + 1 bottle; + 1.5 mill. cash (+500k added as he won a bet while we were chatting)

 

As his "big failure" happened on a BASIC CUTTER, he picked up the price money in true "style".

He turned up at La Tortue on a BASIC CUTTER!

 

 

 

 

Edited August 27, 2016 by Wilson09

[Wilson09]

Finally, I had to meet Nap. Bonaparte to receive my "blessing".

 

I did my service delivering the prices, finally.

Now, I "pray" that I can get rid of the Naval Action "addiction" and take a break.....see you (maybe at final release),

take care guys!

 

(interesting reference to Naval action made in this vid at 3:44, on the left...)

 

Edited August 27, 2016 by Wilson09

[Serk]

Here is my worst performance ever in NA.

Buy a basic LGV in Cayman Brack for the august 27th special event and, 30 min before the event,  head south in the area of Savanna, Pedro cay Bone cay, as directed by some strange note.  

Arrive well in time but somehow get baffled by the fleet wrecks spawning in the high see, far away from any position given by any strange note. Head over there nevertheless and after 30 mins or more of boring sailling, find out every wreck is empty. 

 

Log out for an hour to let my ''teleport to capital timer'' to get back at 0. Re-log in, destroy useless fish in hold, teleport to FR and sell back the LGV to AI. Log out.

By far my worst performance in his game but also one with the lowest fun ever.

Edited August 27, 2016 by Serk

[Wilson09]

Casual, absolutely "casual" performance....

[Tenakha Kan]

Thanks Wilson! fair winds and see you soon! ;-)