Hugo van Grojt Posted May 9, 2016 Posted May 9, 2016 (edited) Looking on action of Spian forces around Caribbean with creating screening fleet vs enemy forces, intercepting enemy ships, regular fighting vs enemies on side of our enemies and other crimes vs Venerige Provincian done by Spianiards in last days,with no relation for our nation agreement, which could be maintained further in this invalid way by all who still want this,HUGO REPUBLIC of Dutch declares war to Spian. After several brutal encounters around the island of Saipan, the - rather confused - local population surrendered unconditionally to the Hugo Republic Armada as depicted in the drawing below. Hugo van Grojt accepting the Saipanese Surrender. Unnamed artist, oil on canvas, May 1716 The Hugo Republic Armada then proceeded to take on fresh water and what little fish and fruit the indigenous people of Saipan had and re-deployed back to the Caribbean. It remains unclear, whether the war with Saipan was a clerical error or a navigational mishap. The accounts of the people of the neighbouring island of Guam are unclear in that regard. Edited May 17, 2016 by Hugo van Grojt 5
amosblanco Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 Clearly Dutch did not enjoy Danish beer very much Do you wanna some Habana Rum? We are glad to serve you some....
surfimp Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 (edited) Hugo Boss aboard his top secret Dutch Cutter, coming to teach Spian a lesson. Edited May 10, 2016 by surfimp 4
Lord Vicious Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 (edited) SORRY will support Spain against the common Dutch enemy. and the USA-BRit, we going to gift them all usa territory left and north from key west Edited May 10, 2016 by Lord Vicious
Quineloe Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 You're going to gift them ports you don't even hold?
Eishen Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 will be hell looking for free parking outpost near your not-so-secret HQ...please provide michelin travel guide , GPS coords or similar or similar help.
CeltiberoCaesar Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 Who are "HUGO REPUBLIC"? And what crimes where made against the dutch nation? Proves? Excuses?.... This seems odd... Very odd.
Alvar Fañez de Minaya Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 (edited) You declare us war because we attack our enemies???????............. XD Your brain needs more oxygen..... Or maybe British have stretching the belt of your neck too much.... Edited May 10, 2016 by Alvar Fanez de Minaya 2
Gaizka Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 (edited) Is this a joke? I underestand the British are too tired of fighting us and that they are asking you for help, but you could say that clearly. Inventing lies to start a war is not necessary in a mmo game. To the Spanish councill knowlage, no one is doing what you are claiming. Regarding SORRY offer, thank you man, but for now we are doing allright against British. If we ever need your help we will vote it and tell you. We dont want US ports at all. They have been quite respectfull with us and we like to treat others as they treat us. Gaizka Spanish Diplo Wait, are you declaring war to the Spians or to the Spanish? Edited May 10, 2016 by Gaizka
Thonys Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 ? Is this a valid declaration ? or a one man/or one clan action ? until you are a prins... you can not single handed declare war on a nation if you ask me 1
Rockslide Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 its troll.. first of all the spelling (of the nations)... seconds he made it in name of his shipyard not his clan.. its to make fun of this post: http://forum.game-labs.net/index.php?/topic/13852-declaring-war-to-venerige-provincien/ 1
FurQ Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 (edited) Gaizka, on 10 May 2016 - 08:33 AM, said:Gaizka, on 10 May 2016 - 08:33 AM, said: Is this a joke? I underestand the British are too tired of fighting us Dude you don't fight, you run away for an hour and a half. That's what the British got tired of Also , if your doing so all fire good against the British, what where you doing on our t/s the other night looking for peace ??, and also ready to cancel your pact with the Danes and the Pirates, remember ?, because you didn't think they were pulling their weight Edited May 10, 2016 by FurQ
Tac Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 Hugo Republic declares war on Saipan? Another thrilling chapter in the odyssey of Hugo and his infamy.. 2
Eishen Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 A spoof thread. Hilarious. I can assure you it has been a bomb in the spanish community , as many of us struggle with english (I am sure quite a bunch of you have realize it by my postings).... the most soft-skinned part of the community has been sharping sabers on the dutch embassy steps all this morning good work Hugo 2
Hugo van Grojt Posted May 10, 2016 Author Posted May 10, 2016 I can assure you it has been a bomb in the spanish community , as many of us struggle with english (I am sure quite a bunch of you have realize it by my postings).... the most soft-skinned part of the community has been sharping sabers on the dutch embassy steps all this morning good work Hugo These two abominations of ridiculous forum threads shall be known from here on out as the "Spianese Twins" 1
Lord Vicious Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 (edited) You're going to gift them ports you don't even hold? Time man give time. I can own any usa port i wish since usa is unable and unwilling to fight us Edited May 10, 2016 by Lord Vicious 1
Lyric Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 (edited) Speaking as Mr Hugo's clan leader, I can safely tell you this was intended as a joke. I can assure you he will be met with the coldest disposition we can muster, and of course with strict disciplinery action. We intend to go straight for his jugular and burn down his compass wood production industry. This, side by side with the removal of his weekly cookie allowance, we hope, will bring down the menance that is HUGO REPUBLIC. Viva l'Espagne!!! Edited May 10, 2016 by Monkey Bullet 7
Gooneybird Posted May 11, 2016 Posted May 11, 2016 Time man give time. I can own any usa port i wish since usa is unable and unwilling to fight us While your faction and clan experience dwindling numbers? I doubt the pirate nation is able to do much in future, you talk the talk but will you be able to walk the walk?
Hugo van Grojt Posted May 17, 2016 Author Posted May 17, 2016 To whom it may concern, The Hugo Republic Armada has successfully completed its campaign against Saipan and is returning to home waters (see revised top post). Sincerely Yours, Hugo van Grojt 2
Hugo van Grojt Posted May 17, 2016 Author Posted May 17, 2016 Before you leave, Can you give me the telephone number of the girl in your signature? Her name is Ros - and King Joffrey, that slimy weasel killed her in cold blood with a crossbow .... So, no phone number for you, I am afraid... 1
Lytse Pier Posted May 17, 2016 Posted May 17, 2016 Thank god for reopening the NATIONAL NEWS SECTION! 2
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