Herminator Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 (edited) A small fleet of his majestys ships arrived and liberated Port Morant this evening. The Danish-Norwegian King is a huge music lover and have heard rumours of the amazing rythms and beats made by the Jamaican people. It has come to his royal higness attention that the British, led by a certain Charles Caldwell is only allowing the citizens of Jamaica to listen to Beatles and Rolling Stones. His royal highness is a huge fan of rock and roll, but does not feel it is in any nations right to dictate what music one shall listen to.We hereby announce Reagge to be reestablished in Jamaica, and celebrate it all for as long as it may last, with a free concert with local artists, free beer and french wine. Atleast for tonight, all citizens can once more enjoy freedom of speech, singing and dancing! Edited March 15, 2016 by Herminator 20
Captain Tylor Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 Let's see the excuses Brits gonna come up with this time 5
xAzDKr Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 We listen to Pink Floyd and Sex Pistols too... Grats on Morant, have fun with all of the missions spawning on the other side of the damn island... 2
Woody051 Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 Let's see the excuses Brits gonna come up with this time When we saw the flag purchased It was somewhere along the lines of a shrug and "Meh, it will give the pubbies something to do." and kept on grinding. 1
Hethwill, the Red Duke Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 Hot sauce stuff. I was amazed when the machine went *ping* and was brought here to witness the very first edition of Port Morant Open Air.
Ronald Speirs Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 Yawn, quite a boring read jokes well done, though i fear with the slowly declining playing group on servers that these stories will fall on deaf ears before time.
Richmuel UK Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 Thank you for allowing us the opportunity to retake the Port to set a timer of our choosing. You really have done the British Empire a great service. 1
Anolytic Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 Thank you for allowing us the opportunity to retake the Port to set a timer of our choosing. You really have done the British Empire a great service. Feel free to give us Port Antonio, Carlisle, Pedro Cay and any other ports you have without timers. We will take good care of them. 1
DrunkenSloth Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 Enjoy your time feeling like the number one power, it'll soon just be a distant memory
Charles Caldwell Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 It has come to his royal higness attention that the British, led by a certain Charles Caldwell is only allowing the citizens of Jamaica to listen to Beatles and Rolling Stones. His royal highness is a huge fan of rock and roll, but does not feel it is in any nations right to dictate what music one shall listen to. Atleast for tonight, all citizens can once more enjoy freedom of speech, singing and dancing! lolol, Lets see what the infamous Danish/Norwegian contribution to world music is..... the Jamaicans will love it. AHa or is it HHAHAHAHHA 2
Erkki Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 If you surrender now, his Majesty may consider not enforcing all future prisoners of war, including officer, to listen to Aqua's Barbie Girl on a loop while they work at Capo Rojo's hemp plantations. 1
E.P. Juel Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 (edited) Grats Danes ...enjoy your stay in Morant.. When we saw the flag purchased It was somewhere along the lines of a shrug and "Meh, it will give the pubbies something to do." and kept on grinding. k Yawn, quite a boring read jokes well done, though i fear with the slowly declining playing group on servers that these stories will fall on deaf ears before time. Thank you for allowing us the opportunity to retake the Port to set a timer of our choosing. You really have done the British Empire a great service. The brits are not happy? Edited March 16, 2016 by E.P. Juel
E.P. Juel Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 (edited) Enjoy your time feeling like the number one power, it'll soon just be a distant memory We don't? We are realistic, you could try to be that too. Thanks for the exceptional Trinc btw! It looks much better with a danish flag attached Edited March 16, 2016 by E.P. Juel
Kloothommel Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 (edited) lolol, Lets see what the infamous Danish/Norwegian contribution to world music is..... the Jamaicans will love it. AHa or is it HHAHAHAHHA Well... I prefer this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiNTrKsQ8TU Imagine ships filled with these guys \m/ Edited March 16, 2016 by Kloothommel
Charles Caldwell Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 Well... I prefer this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiNTrKsQ8TU Imagine ship filled with these guys \m/ A ship filled with skinny white goths.....with make up on! I've forgotten them already. Motorhead eats these 'kids' for breakfast!
Kloothommel Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 Let me add a Dane to the music line-up... Mister Kim Petersen a.k.a. King Diamond! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAjMikL9crs
Charles Caldwell Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 Let me add a Dane to the music line-up... Mister Kim Petersen a.k.a. King Diamond! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAjMikL9crs Whats with all the F**king make up?
Kloothommel Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 (edited) Whats with all the F**king make up? Dunno. Here's one more from Denmark: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mV_HHL-h6g Edited March 16, 2016 by Kloothommel
Alexander Reher Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 (edited) Feel free to give us Port Antonio, Carlisle, Pedro Cay and any other ports you have without timers. We will take good care of them. Do feel free to take everything but Port Royal, our nations capital, you seem experienced with that sort of thing having done it twice already. That type of stuff aside, feel free, it's a sandbox after all. Edited March 16, 2016 by Alexander Reher
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