To balance toilet paper shortage (was laughing out loud yesterday in supermarket seeing people with tons of toilet paper in their arms or liters of cooking oil..), you forgot to mention "Coles-Bentinck pump" and "Additionnal brake pump", these items will be sold millions in the next days.
Seriously, this virus seems to make more damages on brains than on lumbs...People are nuts. Darwin, if you read the forum...
PS: I'm not minimizing the potentiel issues, but be rational for god sake, people crazyness spreads much faster than the virus